Every Monday I tune in to the Bachelor/Bachelorette. Its my reality tv choice. Where else can I see extrememly good looking/successful and younger people have difficulty finding a mate. Many times I thought about entering the show. Hey aint I the quintessential bachelorette ? I am over 40 and never married.
Maybe they think I would not make great reality tv because I do not have the eye candy for it. But ohh what fun I would be to watch.
Think about who they would put on the show. If its any indication of what my dating life has been, the room will be filled with bachelors who have severe drinking problems, E. D. ( the kind you need cialis /viagra for ), manic depression, submissive issues, unemployment, kids and ohh yea married men too.
Lets pitch to ABC - the Bachelorette /Spinster series. How fun would that be. Watching me roam through the Carribbean while my men pass out in the sun from too much tequila. Romantic trips to Europe when we decide to take the overnight suite , only to find he is having a little trouble downstairs. Or when we go to the Far East and my date gets caught with a woman who shoots ping pongs out her ,,, you know what. Then the finale episode in my beloved Ireland , it comes down to two men , and then a surprise visitor comes knocking at my door. Yes and he is still married and loves me. I think this is must see tv, dont you ?
Maybe they think I would not make great reality tv because I do not have the eye candy for it. But ohh what fun I would be to watch.
Think about who they would put on the show. If its any indication of what my dating life has been, the room will be filled with bachelors who have severe drinking problems, E. D. ( the kind you need cialis /viagra for ), manic depression, submissive issues, unemployment, kids and ohh yea married men too.
Lets pitch to ABC - the Bachelorette /Spinster series. How fun would that be. Watching me roam through the Carribbean while my men pass out in the sun from too much tequila. Romantic trips to Europe when we decide to take the overnight suite , only to find he is having a little trouble downstairs. Or when we go to the Far East and my date gets caught with a woman who shoots ping pongs out her ,,, you know what. Then the finale episode in my beloved Ireland , it comes down to two men , and then a surprise visitor comes knocking at my door. Yes and he is still married and loves me. I think this is must see tv, dont you ?
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