Yesterday, I posted on Facebook how I was happy to get home in time to watch the finale of the Bachelorette. Someone was upset with that and said torture was better. The man ( not a Facebook friend ) said I was waisting my life and I should be watching other shows like Pawn stars or Bad Girls Club. I was waisting my life trying to get bad jokes from a boring TV show. Tell that to my mother , Mr. ! I think I want to add this guy to the list of men who would be on the Bachelor. The angry guy, the guy who takes everything way too seriously,,,, for example,,,, what reality shows people watch. Now mind you many of you think the Bachelor is garbage, fine I grant you that. But I do not judge what reality show your watching. I have no interest in Pawn stars , unless the clothes are coming off. I don't care what reality show you enjoy, if your rushing home to see the new Snooki and Jwow or Mob Wives or Ultimate Pickers. I don't even care if your the type who does not watch reality shows because you think its trash ( and it is ) and you rather do something else. Thats the beauty of this land, you can choose to wind down anyway you want. Me personally I wind down on Mondays with the Bachelor, and when thats done, Dancing with the Stars. I love that its something me and my mom both like, gives us something to talk about during the week. I like that it is Mondays and that I can get my bad TV out of the way, so I can spend the rest of the week listening to what people want me to do.
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Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
New Bachelorette
Every Monday I tune in to the Bachelor/Bachelorette. Its my reality tv choice. Where else can I see extrememly good looking/successful and younger people have difficulty finding a mate. Many times I thought about entering the show. Hey aint I the quintessential bachelorette ? I am over 40 and never married.
Maybe they think I would not make great reality tv because I do not have the eye candy for it. But ohh what fun I would be to watch.
Think about who they would put on the show. If its any indication of what my dating life has been, the room will be filled with bachelors who have severe drinking problems, E. D. ( the kind you need cialis /viagra for ), manic depression, submissive issues, unemployment, kids and ohh yea married men too.
Lets pitch to ABC - the Bachelorette /Spinster series. How fun would that be. Watching me roam through the Carribbean while my men pass out in the sun from too much tequila. Romantic trips to Europe when we decide to take the overnight suite , only to find he is having a little trouble downstairs. Or when we go to the Far East and my date gets caught with a woman who shoots ping pongs out her ,,, you know what. Then the finale episode in my beloved Ireland , it comes down to two men , and then a surprise visitor comes knocking at my door. Yes and he is still married and loves me. I think this is must see tv, dont you ?
Maybe they think I would not make great reality tv because I do not have the eye candy for it. But ohh what fun I would be to watch.
Think about who they would put on the show. If its any indication of what my dating life has been, the room will be filled with bachelors who have severe drinking problems, E. D. ( the kind you need cialis /viagra for ), manic depression, submissive issues, unemployment, kids and ohh yea married men too.
Lets pitch to ABC - the Bachelorette /Spinster series. How fun would that be. Watching me roam through the Carribbean while my men pass out in the sun from too much tequila. Romantic trips to Europe when we decide to take the overnight suite , only to find he is having a little trouble downstairs. Or when we go to the Far East and my date gets caught with a woman who shoots ping pongs out her ,,, you know what. Then the finale episode in my beloved Ireland , it comes down to two men , and then a surprise visitor comes knocking at my door. Yes and he is still married and loves me. I think this is must see tv, dont you ?
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